Wow. Green tea with honey is VERY good. WOWWOWOW.
I wish gaussian blur was a layer effect in Photoshop, so I could go back and edit the blur.
75% of Chicagoans say the CTA is worse than last year. This just in: 75% of Chicagoans are idiots. http://tr.im/ctaisworse
I like how dictionary.com pronounces this word: http://tr.im/savior It’s very calm. (click the speaker icon on that page to hear it)
"i have the sweirdest typos!"
I love it when I get a survey request on my receipt from Walgreens. I’m gonna win me some three thousand dolla!
My notes and calls to action from the 2009 SND Chicago conference. http://tr.im/SNDnotes #sndchicago
Bought the Griffin Clarifi iphone cover, so i can take macro photos!
I just left the 4,999th comment on my twin brother’s blog: http://tr.im/bigtree
Sometimes i wonder if there are more words added to the internet every day than words spoken every day.
Anytime you write a word inside quotes, you should “totally” say how many air quote pumps to use. “Totally” +three air quote pumps+
working on transferring my blog on pMachine over to Drupal (the project that never ends)
I’m going to Society for News Design meetup this Sat. 5/16 at the Tribune Tower, 1-5pm. I hope to see u there. http://tr.im/SNDchicago2009
Would you ever live in a Car-Free suburb? http://tr.im/carfree [They are popping up now.]
Random flickr photos mixed with random tweets. http://tr.im/randomcomics
#MJFox optimism special last night on ABC was good. I only wish they touched on religion. #Parkinsons
What would trees carry in their backpacks? http://ping.fm/pYrKg
57 degrees is the best outdoor temperature. I declared it in 2002 and I stand by it to this day. http://tr.im/57degrees
Walgreens new flash photo uploader is MUCH better than their old one.
Check out all my crazy comments from across the interwebs on my new twitter account at http://twitter.com/mattmaldre
When you wanna say how fast something is, say: “it’s like Will Smith on that alien ship when he launched off from earth in Independence Day”
Quimbys and Quiznos. A perfect combo.
RT @RachealAnilyse: i wish i could command-a myself, command-c myself, then command-v myself to paris
Anyone interested in going to Twitter Island 2? Sat 5/16 @ 1837 S. Halsted, Chicago http://tr.im/twitterisland2
Hyundai Assurance always cracks me up.
yundai Assurance always cracks me up.
They spend way too much time explaining the weather on tv news. Just gimme the numbers.
Looking for chili in downtown chicago. Any suggestions?
i got a postcard from Finland with a LENTICULAR STAMP! An in-motion alpine skier. #postcrossing
Do you have an account on digg? (i’m spudart on digg)
did you know obama is left-handed?
iTunes store passes one billion downloads, and now it’s broken. I can’t get anything to download. The odometer flips, now it’s busted
is there a way do to a syncronization in Dreamweaver to look only at the files updated today? Doin the WHOLE site takes too long.
Darth Vader is hiring. The requirements are pretty low. http://tr.im/brewster090421
effbee is my new name for Facebook. (it’s phonetically spelling out FB)
subconsciously exclaimed “GOOD GRAVY” half an hour after admitting to someone else that i have a taste for KFC’s mashed potatoes.
I’m offering a $10 to $20 discount on my 4/23 cubs tickets! Read about it on the craigslist ad: http://tr.im/cubs090423
Lunching at Picturehouse 2009. http://ping.fm/YA9nL
If someone asks u if yr tonsils are removed, and you don’t know, change the topic by saying I have all 10 toes, they have not been removed.
The word “super-fragglistic” has finally made its way onto the web. http://ping.fm/osgWt
Every day I realize more and more that for my art to have ultimate significance, it has to point to God in some way.
Starting to feel icky from the Chicago dowtown Dominicks sushi. Maybe it wasn’t so good after all.
Do you think it would be weird to wear nose plugs around the office?
IDEA: y’know how headphones block out sounds? I wish there was a nosephone to block out smells—specifically burnt popcorn at the office.
even the DOVE DARK CHOCOLATE EASTER EGGS are FIFTY percent off. cha-ching!
I wonder if there is Easter candy discount action going on at the Tribune Tower Walgreens.
oh man. it looks like form 8829 “Expenses for Business Use of Your Home” is no longer in the simple TurboTax Deluxe. I now have pay $50 MORE for the Home & Biz version.
@officerules EMPLOYEE MELTDOWN RULE: During Spring, the thermostat shall not be set to 80 degrees.
Is it possible to schedule YouTube posts? (have a video appear at a particular time in the future)